The story is told of an atheist having the following conversation with God…
Atheist: “I can also create man.”
Atheist: “Yes, I believe I can.”
God: “Well then, go for it.”
The atheist was eager to show off his talent and knelt down. He began to scoop up a handful of dirt.
God: “What are you doing?”
Atheist: “Collecting dirt so I can create man.”
God: “Get your own dirt.”